Today Facebook suggested that I reconnect with my mother, so I called her and we talked and cried for hours...

When is enough going to be enough for Mark Zuckerberg and his team that they will stop updating their social networking megasite with constant add-ons and new applications? Is it not enough to just chat with people? Yesterday I signed on to find out that I had been struck in the face by a leather pillow in the new application pillow fight, and I must admit that I did not find humor in this. First of all, that would hurt like a bitch, and the pain would sting, making your eyes tear up like the first time you fell off a bike, or the first time you accidently touched the hot stove burner. Secondly, there is no need for that shit. If you want to hit me with a pillow, I will gladly display my pillow-wielding prowess and beat you down, but hitting me over the internet doesnt phase me, it only makes my inner pillow-warrior angry, and soon you will be answering your front door to one of my throw pillows from my couch, and you won't have a damned clue what the hell just happened to you. Mark Zuckerberg, if you are reading this, and if I can find a way to bypass your security systems, know that my giant crocodile pillow is coming for you, and he will be hungry...

I realize I have just spent the better portion of this post just rambling, but that pillow to the face really hurt...Suggestions need to go as well. I think that I can manage who I want to talk to or connect with myself. I don't need a computer to tell me I should talk to my own mother. I talk to her numerous times throughout a typical week, but when I see that suggestion on my homepage, I start feeling guilty and decide that I should call her more often. Facebook has essentially slapped me in the face and made me seel bad about myself in one click of a mouse. THANKS FACEBOOK!
Everyone should join the Kevin Whetstone Euphorium however, as that would be most sweet....